but who wants to live in an institution?

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behind her is his wife.

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if I had a horse

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- ask him.

If he says, “Yes,” you know he is a crook.
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If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
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but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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- I kept the receipt.
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is so when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’

before my brain figures out what I’m doing…