Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful.... read more
What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence.... read more
Why did the apple cry? Its peelings were hurt.... read more
There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Billy was an ordinary littleboy who did ordinary little boy things, like playing, eating, bathing,destroying things, and going to school. One day, when Billy went down tothe bus stop to meet the bus to go to school, he found all of his friendshuddled arou... read more
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... "Can you put me up for the night?"... read more
Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead.... read more