Feed Me Jokes » Joke of the Day http://www.feedmejokes.com New Jokes Everyday! Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:27:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Edumacation http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/edumacation/ http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/edumacation/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:27:12 +0000 chris http://www.feedmejokes.com/?p=229 Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.”
Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?

]]> http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/edumacation/feed/ 0 A lecture about English http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/a-lecture-about-english/ http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/a-lecture-about-english/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:08:08 +0000 chris http://www.feedmejokes.com/?p=222 A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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]]> http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/engineers/feed/ 0 Bar Jokes 3 http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/bar-jokes-3/ http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/bar-jokes-3/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:06:20 +0000 chris http://www.feedmejokes.com/?p=216 A string walked into a bar.  The bartender told him “hey, we don’t serve strings here!”  He walked out and thought about it a second.  He tied a knot in himself and frayed the ends.  He walked back into the bar, and the bartender asked him “Hey, aren’t you that string I threw out a second ago?”  The string replied “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

]]> http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/bar-jokes-3/feed/ 0 I just knew I was in big trouble at work when http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/i-just-knew-i-was-in-big-trouble-at-work-when/ http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/i-just-knew-i-was-in-big-trouble-at-work-when/#comments Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:24:01 +0000 doug http://www.feedmejokes.com/?p=209 the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
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]]> http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/204/feed/ 0 Is God a lawyer? http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/is-god-a-lawyer/ http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/is-god-a-lawyer/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:27:11 +0000 doug http://www.feedmejokes.com/?p=200 What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.

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A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

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]]> http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/funny-tricycle-backflip/feed/ 0 Before I speak… http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/before-i-speak/ http://www.feedmejokes.com/joke-of-the-day/before-i-speak/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:35:11 +0000 doug http://www.feedmejokes.com/?p=109 I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx

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