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Halloween Jokes!

admin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:54:47 +0000

What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet

also…

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

Hospitality Is….

admin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:38:31 +0000

Hospitality: Is making your guests feel like they’re at home,

even if you wish they were.

Harmon Wilbury

I went into a McDonald’s yesterday

admin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:28:34 +0000

“I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, “I’d like some fries.”

The girl at the counter said, “Would you like some fries with that?”

Jay Leno

Experience is a Wonderful Thing.

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:28:53 +0000

It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.

THE RANCHER’S WIDOW

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:56:26 +0000

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk…. “CLICK HERE TO READ MORE”

I don’t care to belong to a club

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:19:38 +0000

that accepts people like me as members.

Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution,

doug — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:38:03 +0000

but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

Before I speak…

doug — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:35:11 +0000

I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman…

doug — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:33:38 +0000

behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Why, I’d Horse-Whip you !

doug — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:40:03 +0000

if I had a horse

Groucho Marx

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