Archive for the ‘Dad's Jokes’ Category

What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet

also…

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

Hospitality: Is making your guests feel like they’re at home,

even if you wish they were.

Harmon Wilbury

“I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, “I’d like some fries.”

The girl at the counter said, “Would you like some fries with that?”

Jay Leno

It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk….  “CLICK HERE TO READ MORE”

that accepts people like me as members.

Groucho Marx

but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx

behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

if I had a horse

Groucho Marx

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