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Foolish

chris — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:17:39 +0000

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“you Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied,
“yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice

Baby Joke

chris — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:51:44 +0000

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.” The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.” After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you got triplets.” Man was like “Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the “3 musketeers.” Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
“Congratulations, you got twins x2.” Man is happy and says, “Ironic, I work for the hotel “4 Seasons.” All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what’s wrong and he answered, “What’s wrong? I work for 7up”!

THE RANCHER’S WIDOW

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:53:39 +0000

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew
very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for
a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
decided to hire the gay guy,figuring it would be safer to have him around
the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew
a lot about ranching. For weeks,the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done
a really good job and he ranch looks great. You should go into town
and kick up your heels.” The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night. However, one o’clock came and he didn’t return.
Two o’clock and no hired hand.

He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace.

She quietly called him over to her.

Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

“Now take off my boots.”

He did so, slowly.

“Now take off my socks.”

He did.

“Now take off my skirt.”

He did.

“Now take off my bra.”

Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.

Now,” she said, “take off my panties.”

He slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said,

“If you ever wear my clothes to town again,
I’ll fire you on the spot.”