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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“you Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied,
“yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.” The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.” After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you got triplets.” Man was like “Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the “3 musketeers.” Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
“Congratulations, you got twins x2.” Man is happy and says, “Ironic, I work for the hotel “4 Seasons.” All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what’s wrong and he answered, “What’s wrong? I work for 7up”!

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew
very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for
a ranch hand.

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