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		<title>Rukes of the AIRWAYS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Takeoff&#8217;s are optional. Landings are mandatory.
Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.
Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.
The only time you have too much fuel is when you&#8217;re on fire.
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first!
Everyone knows a &#8216;good&#8217; landing is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Takeoff&#8217;s are optional. Landings are mandatory.</p>
<p>Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.</p>
<p>Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.</p>
<p>The only time you have too much fuel is when you&#8217;re on fire.</p>
<p>Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first!</p>
<p>Everyone knows a &#8216;good&#8217; landing is one from which you can walk away. But a &#8216;great landing is one after which you can use the airplane again.</p>
<p>The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.</p>
<p>Was that a landing or were we shot down?</p>
<p>Learn from the mistakes of others. You won&#8217;t live long enough to make all of them yourself.</p>
<p>Trust your captain&#8230;. but keep your seat belt securely fastened.</p>
<p>Be nice to your first officer, he may be your captain at your next airline.</p>
<p>Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase headwind.</p>
<p>A pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he&#8217;s flying, and about flying when he&#8217;s with a woman.</p>
<p>Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.</p>
<p>There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold, pilots!</p>
<p>Gravity never loses! The best you can hope for is a draw!</p>
<p>Gravity SUCKS!!</p>
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		<title>Pilot to tower</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct! &#8221;
&#8220;Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, &#8216;Our Father, which art in heaven&#8230;&#8217;&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct! &#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, &#8216;Our Father, which art in heaven&#8230;&#8217;&#8221;</p>
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