Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful.... read more
What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence.... read more
Why did the apple cry? Its peelings were hurt.... read more
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... "Can you put me up for the night?"... read more
Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead.... read more
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.... read more